Sausage Party Limerick

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One man two sausages.

In the shower imagining tremendous voyages.

Ketchup and Mustard.

You can be such a dumb bastard.

My sausages and I make great collages.

Never mind my cold boring glaze.

I will put these sausages in a blaze.

People say they love my beard.

I can’t help but feel shy and weird.

I’m so tired I’m going to go on a long deep daze.