Roy

You won’t regret donating.

You want to know my name?

Not that it matters but my name is Roy.

What town am I from?

What’s it to you boy?

If you must know I’m from Buffalo.

Where everything moves so very slow.

I’m on the edge.

Don’t make any sudden moves I’m on a slippery ledge.

I wake up cranky because I’m rather lanky with no chance of any hanky panky.

My persona is very shallow and easy to read.

Crush your opponent like a marshmallow just follow my lead.

Why turn the other cheek when you can be sly and take another peak.

All in all my rough persona is just a mirage adopted from my lineage.

I wish I can part ways with my past.

I fear of what I might find.

I wish I can be of like mind and just be kind.

Unfortunately I’m just plain old Roy from Buffalo.