Eleanor and Rigby

Please donate so I can buy my dog bingo a frisbee.

I’m a sweet old lady named Eleanor.

My bird and I went on a diet and have gotten leaner.

Rigby and I have a lavish lifestyle that’s just wonderful.

Don’t you find our lifestyle simply colorful.

Nothing can destroy my happy demeanor.

Even though I’m wrinkly I’m still rather lively.

Won’t you just have me and my wonderful Rigby.

I’m very fond of our strong bond.

Hey Rigby let’s go to the pond!

Nothing beats the love of Eleanor and Rigby.