- When she talks to you play Janie’s got a gun in your head.
- Stare at her forehead to feign eye contact.
- Distract her by putting a dramatic show on. That should buy you a couple of hours.
- Have her spend time with your children so she forgets you exists.
- Gossip about your wife with her so then she gossips about you to your wife and that should buy you sometime.
- Have the neighborhood gossip talk to her which will also buy you a lot of time.
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