Jacob Albert's thoughts

Self deprecating personal insights to learn from.

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Ways to ignore your mother in law

  1. When she talks to you play Janie’s got a gun in your head.
  2. Stare at her forehead to feign eye contact.
  3. Distract her by putting a dramatic show on. That should buy you a couple of hours.
  4. Have her spend time with your children so she forgets you exists.
  5. Gossip about your wife with her so then she gossips about you to your wife and that should buy you sometime.
  6. Have the neighborhood gossip talk to her which will also buy you a lot of time.
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